Am I At Outdoor Retailer? A Flowchart.

It's a week into 2017. It's a Monday. You spent last night on an airplane, on a snow-packed I80 or on a barstool somewhere in Utah. Feeling a little disoriented? This should help.

January 9, 2017

Our friends at Verde public relations created this flowchart to help you get your bearings. It’s made of 100-percent post-consumer recycled paper towel, and you can even clean your countertop with it after using. It was developed under the influence of Wyoming Whiskey after hours at Verde’s Boulder HQ. And while it only took them about 6 and 1/2 minutes to create, its accuracy is uncanny.*

Am I At OR?

*If you happen to misplace this map, just let the sweet scent of someone’s beard oil on South Temple be your guide.

Creative direction provided by Verde’s Integrated Services Director Craig Randall, sketch provided by Content Manager Susan Evans and LOL’s provided by Senior Account Executive Scott Kaier.